Joke

A joke I came across some time ago. But the only person I share dirty jokes with was away and I had to chew my knuckles for a while.

A woman is lying in the road after being run over. The driver of the car that knocked her down comes to her aid.

"Are you all right?" he asks.

"You're just a blur," she says, "So my sight is clearly affected."

Concerned, the driver leans over the woman in order to test her eyesight.

"How many fingers have I got up?" he asks her.

"Oh shit!" she replies, "I must be paralyzed from the waist down as well."