Larger Than Life ...

From another innuendo filled register article ...

There was a joke going around back in the Cold War:

In an attempted propaganda move, the Soviet Government placed an order for a large quantity of condoms with an American manufacturer. The specified dimensions were considerably larger than the average male anatomy. In a brilliant counter move, the manufacturer filled the order but stamped them "Medium".

So it wasn't just about whose ICBMs have longer range .. heh.